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eramquodes replied to your post: I saw my dad holding a round glass container with…

You’re gonna need something way bigger for turtles. I had a baby yellow-bellied slider turtle and the ten-gallon bucket i was using was apparently not big enough for even a 1-inch turtle. It died quickly, though so…don’t leave turtles in the sun.

Ohhhh. Yeah, I just googled it. They need tanks but it would be cute to let it stay inside the small cookie jar.


1 day ago on 21/5/2013 - 1 note
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Oh, right.

Last Saturday, I had nine women have a look at my boob cause I had my nipple pierced.


1 day ago on 21/5/2013 -

I saw my dad holding a round glass container with a lid and I asked if it was a fish bowl. I then babbled on the idea of making it a home for baby turtles before he even replied. He asked if I wanted it, the cookie jar apparently, and of course I did.

And that’s how I was able to get my dad to reconsider about getting two turtles.

I am excited as fuck. Although I have no idea about turtles or when I’ll be getting them.


1 day ago on 20/5/2013 - 2 notes

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO TUMBLR NOW THAT YAHOO HAS BOUGHT US


1 day ago on 20/5/2013 -

I caught a beetle at our new house and named it Emerald. But it escaped in the morning..

I caught a beetle at our new house and named it Emerald. But it escaped in the morning..


4 days ago on 18/5/2013 - 2 notes

it’s not that i appreciate compliments but i always revert to regina george and her compliments and guessing if you’re serious or seriously mean


1 week ago on 15/5/2013 - 1 note

Just a rant.

I miss being online and just browsing tumblr and seeing all the personal posts on my dash pfft and also the post office which used to be a five minute walk from the condo.. now here, I don’t even know where the post office is. When do we get wi-fi at the new house??? I mostly have been getting internet time at my cousins who live about fifteen minutes away and it’s not like I can drop by everyday. I hope there’s still posts left in my queue.


1 week ago on 15/5/2013 -

This is the kind of subjects I draw in McDonald’s while waiting three hours for my sister’s soccer clinic to finish

This is the kind of subjects I draw in McDonald’s while waiting three hours for my sister’s soccer clinic to finish


3 weeks ago on 28/4/2013 -

i am going to punch someone’s dick

with a knife

repeatedly


3 weeks ago on 28/4/2013 - 1 note

i hide money everywhere and i keep forgetting where. one time i found about $24 inside a dvd case.


3 weeks ago on 26/4/2013 - 1 note

looking at the ceiling; bored and borderline sleepy kik: tacoblocko

be as interesting as i am boring


3 weeks ago on 26/4/2013 -

thefuckifiknow whispered:

"So next week I'm going to go to the post office and figure out why the fuck the postcard hasn't reached my mailbox yet and I swear to bob if they haven't cleared it yet I'm going to flip a table"

Please make a .gif of yourself doing it like Alan ehehehe! I hope you get it soon, man! (And that you do get it -_-)


3 weeks ago on 26/4/2013 -

iron man 3 was fucking amazing. i suggest not watching it with children about. usually the lunch slot in the cinema are deserted. take those, for fuck’s sake.

Edit: I didn’t mean that Iron Man 3 was not for kids. I merely meant children tend to talk quite audibly during movies.


3 weeks ago on 25/4/2013 -

adieuversailles replied to your post: oh even in dreams i am suicidal i think…

Youre wonderful and talented :) if getting help will help you notice the great things about yourself then maybe you you should talk to someone.

I’m just hoping I don’t have anymore dreams like it.


3 weeks ago on 24/4/2013 - 2 notes

candycreme replied to your post: oh even in dreams i am suicidal i think…

hi just poppin in for a reminder that ur great xoxo


3 weeks ago on 24/4/2013 - 1 note