i wish i had a cute neighbor that wanted to do cute stuff like fuck the shit out of me
Guys.
It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.
Holy shiitake mushrooms
a pick up line for street harassers
I NEED THIS SO BAD
I thought it was boo ha ha…?
Someone help
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
Goddammit Tumblr.
everyone’s invited to the party in my shower when I get this
